Weeties wallpaper

Breakfast everywhere! What else could we do? After a year of undisguised prejudice, someone has written the following lead paragraph under Caroline Wilson's byline"

"To give James Hird the benefit of the doubt, there is no evidence to suggest that he sanctioned the ill-informed spin doctor Ian Hanke to launch a Twitter rant over the weekend against Essendon chairman Paul Little."

Such a shock while we were eating breakfast. Weeties and milk wallpaper. 

 

The body snatchers have been and have taken Wilson. No doubt there'll be a ransom note soon.

 

To be fair to her — and that's a great deal more than she has allowed to Hird — she does return to almost normal form later in the article.

Let's not pay the ransom anyway.