Is there a doctor in the house?

If the spectacle of Geoffrey Edelsten arriving on the blue carpet for the Brownlow function wasn't strange enough on its own, the 'bordello chic' paraded by his fiance quite takes one's breath away.

Isn't it some time now since Edelsten was involved as proprietor of a team? Haven't there been significant questions raised about his fitness for various pursuits in the meantime? Still, were it not for an amply displayed bosom, we'd probably never even know he was there.

And while we're (vaguely) on the topic of fashion, since when did black tie mean wearing a quite normal, albeit black, necktie? Call me old-fashioned, but black tie on an invitation surely means a tuxedo with a bow tie?

And would it hurt for one or two of the chaps to actually button their collar and have their (incorrect) tie appropriately fastened, with the knot at the junction of the collar rather than at some distant place halfway to their chest? They really do look quite scruffy and their girls could quite justifiably stack on a turn over it.