No choice: Time pressures

He just won’t wait. Next week, we said. No, now, he said. The time pressures were simply un-[bleeping]-believeable. And he says he’ll tell everyone!

And according to now–part-time Adelaide Crows CEO Steven Trigg, that’s all the justification that’s required to ‘stretch the boundaries’ of the rules. So, following your lead, we’re going to smash our daughter’s piggy bank tonight to pay the mortgage! Don’t tell!

By the way, Steven, we’d run that “little ding” in your reputation past your insurance company if we were you. We think it’s a write-off!

You’ll be dead lucky if the AFL doesn’t decide to extend your suspension as further penance for such a pathetic rationalisation.