Rules of the Game DVD

Last year I became aware that punters like me could get hold of the DVD that was sent to clubs to apprise them of the umpiring interpretations to be in vogue for the season about to commence. This year, I determined to get hold of one and to see whether, as a player, coach or spectator, I was any the wiser after viewing it.

All I can say dear friends is don't waste your time. One thing is clear though! The umpires and the umpiring department clearly don't refer to the DVD each week!!

From a rules standpoint, I think the biggest blights on the game currently are the so-called "hands in the back" rule — or at least the nonsensical zero tolerance interpretation being employed — and the holding the ball interpretation where a player "dives" on the ball and it's then held to him by an opponent. I've lost track of the number of times I've seen umpires pay free kicks when they can't see the ball. Must have an aspirin and lie down before I get too upset. More on this topic later...