Suckers

Hey folks! We’ve got this harebrained scheme to sell ‘purified’ air to punters. We’ll just fill plastic bags with plain old air and seal them and we need someone to put up the capital. That’s it! We’ll tell the AFL Tribunal about it! They’ll believe anything!

 

Bulldog Will Minson, an apparently intelligent gent, we’re told, but with a burgeoning history of poor decisions, told the AFL Tribunal that he was trying to step over Swan Kieren Jack on Sunday. And the suckers believed him and downgraded his charge from intentional to reckless.

 

There’s a wonderful scene in Mel Brooks’ classic comedy, Blazing Saddles, where Cleavon Little pulls his own gun on himself and takes himself hostage to escape a lynch mob.

 

 

We suspect that the AFL Tribunal has been drawn from the townsfolk of Rock Ridge.

 

Check out a video of the Minson-Jack incident here.

 

Simply breathtaking.